All of the Bill/Dave/Cane scenes from Newsradio 2x09, “The Cane.”
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All of the Bill/Dave/Cane scenes from Newsradio 2x09, “The Cane.”
I thought this was the Eurovision Song Contest…– Will Ferrell, when he found out that he was in the Rest of the World team for Soccer Aid 2012.
Elaine: Bah bah baaah, Boo doo bah bah bah, boo doo waaaah, waah, waaaah…
Jerry: Hey, could you do me a favor? [pause] Could you shut-up?
Elaine: Hey guess what? This window doesn’t work.
Jerry: I hate rental cars. Nothin’ ever works: the window doesn’t work, the radio doesn’t work… and it smells like a cheap hooker…
[pause] Or is that you?
Elaine: Gimme ten bucks and find out…
(via dailyseinfeld)
Apparently the eighteenth century polymath Thomas Young was the last person to have read all the books published in his lifetime. That means he would have read all the Shakespeare, and all the Greek and Roman classics and all the theology and all the philosophy and all the science. But the same man today, a man who had read all the books published today, would have had to have read all of Dan Brown’s novels, two volumes of Chris Moyles’ autobiography, The World According to Clarkson by Jeremy Clarkson… his mind would be awash with bad metaphors, unsustainable reactionary opinion, one long anecdote about the time that Comedy Dave put pound coins in the urinal. In short, the man who had read everything published today would be more stupid than a man who had read nothing.– Stewart Lee
Favorite pictures of Tina Fey - 35 /100
Conduit
Stills of Gillian as DSI Stella Gibson in The Fall
idk this seemed like a good picture to have on my blog
beautiful Scully in her red suit looking like she’s in a film from the 1940s.
Pusher
#people pay to have dat jaw
#and gillian was born this way baby
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