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On a Saturday

Elaine: Can I have a medium diet coke?

Woman: Do you want the medium size or the middle size?

Elaine: What's the difference?

Woman: Well, we have three sizes - medium, large and jumbo.

Elaine: What happened to the small?

Woman: There is no small. Small's medium.

Elaine: What's medium?

Woman: Medium's large and large is jumbo.

Elaine: Okay, give me the large.

Woman: That's medium.

Elaine: Right. Can I have a small popcorn?

Woman: There is no small. Child-size is small.

Elaine: What's medium?

Woman: Adult.

Elaine: Do adults ever order the child-size?

Woman: Not usually.

Elaine: Okay, give me the adult.

Woman: Do you want butter?

Elaine: Is it real butter?

Woman: It's butter flavoring.

Elaine: What is it made of?"

Woman: It's yellow.

- Elaine and a woman behind the snack counter, in "The Movie"

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