Elaine: Can I have a medium diet coke?
Woman: Do you want the medium size or the middle size?
Elaine: What's the difference?
Woman: Well, we have three sizes - medium, large and jumbo.
Elaine: What happened to the small?
Woman: There is no small. Small's medium.
Elaine: What's medium?
Woman: Medium's large and large is jumbo.
Elaine: Okay, give me the large.
Woman: That's medium.
Elaine: Right. Can I have a small popcorn?
Woman: There is no small. Child-size is small.
Elaine: What's medium?
Woman: Adult.
Elaine: Do adults ever order the child-size?
Woman: Not usually.
Elaine: Okay, give me the adult.
Woman: Do you want butter?
Elaine: Is it real butter?
Woman: It's butter flavoring.
Elaine: What is it made of?"
Woman: It's yellow.
- Elaine and a woman behind the snack counter, in "The Movie"
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