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dailyseinfeld:

George: Hey, if I were a gigolo, how much do you think I could charge a night?
Elaine: Here, or in Japan?
George: What’s the difference?
Elaine: Well, the Japanese are more enlightened. They can see beyond the physical.
George: Forget Japan, how much would you pay?
Elaine: Oh, I don’t know. A dollar?
George: I think I am worth at least 300.
Elaine (laughs): I don’t think so!
George: Hey, it’s for all night!
Elaine: I know!
George: You are demeaning me.
Elaine: You are a gigolo!
George: Well, you hired me. I am the victim here.
Elaine: Did I force you into this line?
George: Yes. You and every woman like you.

(via The Suzie)

Source: seinfeldscripts.com Reblogged from: dailyseinfeld

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    George: Hey, if I were...gigolo, how much do you think I could charge a night? Elaine:...
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    various hilarious possible situations are hilarious indeed.
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