Jack Welch has such unparalleled management skills they named Welch’s Grape Juice after him, because he squeezes the sweetest juice out of his workers’ mind grapes.– Jack Donaghy on 30 Rock
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On a Monday
On a Sunday
Jack: I just need him awake for a few minutes, can't you... inject something directly into his heart?
Dr. Spaceman: Oh, I'd like nothing better. Unfortunately, we have no way of knowing where the heart is. See, every human is different.
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On a Sunday
I don’t drink coffee. I don’t drink hot liquids of any kind. That’s the Devil’s temperature.– Kenneth Parcell
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Kenneth: I'm afraid I have some bad news.
Jenna: Jenny McCarthy died? But who could have been slowly poisoning her? Was she poisoned? I have no way of knowing cause im just hearing about it.
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On a Thursday
Tracy Jordan: I am gonna make you a mixtape. You like Phil Collins?
Jack Donaghy: I've got two ears and a heart, don't I?
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Liz: What made you think I was gay?
Jack: Your shoes.
Liz: Well, I'm straight.
Jack: No, your shoes are definitely bi-curious.
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On a Thursday
Jack: Lemon I'm impressed! You're beginning to think like a businessman.
Liz Lemon: A businesswoman.
Jack: I don't think that's a word.
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There ain’t no party like a Liz Lemon party, ‘cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory!– Liz Lemon
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