I don’t drink coffee. I don’t drink hot liquids of any kind. That’s the Devil’s temperature.– Kenneth Parcell
30 Rock
On a Sunday
Kenneth: I'm afraid I have some bad news.
Jenna: Jenny McCarthy died? But who could have been slowly poisoning her? Was she poisoned? I have no way of knowing cause im just hearing about it.
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On a Thursday
Tracy Jordan: I am gonna make you a mixtape. You like Phil Collins?
Jack Donaghy: I've got two ears and a heart, don't I?
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Liz: What made you think I was gay?
Jack: Your shoes.
Liz: Well, I'm straight.
Jack: No, your shoes are definitely bi-curious.
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On a Thursday
Jack: Lemon I'm impressed! You're beginning to think like a businessman.
Liz Lemon: A businesswoman.
Jack: I don't think that's a word.
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There ain’t no party like a Liz Lemon party, ‘cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory!– Liz Lemon
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The manatee has become the mento.– Tracy Jordan
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On a Monday
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