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Parks and Recreation

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That woman really knows her way around a penis.

Ron: Leslie, I can't thank you enough for sticking your nose where it didn't belong.

Leslie: I knew it! So what did you guys talk about? Old times? I love talking about old times. New times are great too, but there's just something about old times. You know what I mean?

Ron: We didn't talk. We made love.

Leslie: Oh, my. Mmm. Good. Oh, well spare me the details. I'm just happy -

Ron: It was so intense. I didn't know where my flesh stopped and hers began. You know what I mean?

Leslie: Yeah.

Ron: Our marriage was always a complete disaster, but we did have... that. The two of us. It's like doing peyote and sneezing slowly for six hours.

Leslie: This seems like a private matter, but I'm -

Ron: That woman really knows her way around a penis.

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