Parks and Recreation
On a Saturday
On a Thursday
Good. Clean yourself up, and lets do this again.
On a Tuesday
Ohhh, it say’s nympho on the butt, in silver sparkly letters. Nympho means you’re addicted to sex. And because it’s on the butt there are other implications as well.
So those are a maybe.
(via paperbagblog)
On a Sunday
“The Fight” Season 3 Episode 13
On a Wednesday
On a Tuesday
That woman really knows her way around a penis.
Ron: Leslie, I can't thank you enough for sticking your nose where it didn't belong.
Leslie: I knew it! So what did you guys talk about? Old times? I love talking about old times. New times are great too, but there's just something about old times. You know what I mean?
Ron: We didn't talk. We made love.
Leslie: Oh, my. Mmm. Good. Oh, well spare me the details. I'm just happy -
Ron: It was so intense. I didn't know where my flesh stopped and hers began. You know what I mean?
Leslie: Yeah.
Ron: Our marriage was always a complete disaster, but we did have... that. The two of us. It's like doing peyote and sneezing slowly for six hours.
Leslie: This seems like a private matter, but I'm -
Ron: That woman really knows her way around a penis.
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