Jerry: Well, they told me that I got more blood, so I guess I owe you again.
Kramer: You didn’t get the blood from me.
Jerry: Then who?
[Newman comes in and he has band aid in his arm.]
Newman: Hello Jerry.
Jerry: Aaaaahhh…!!!
Jerry and Kramer: Aaaahhh…!!!
Jerry, Kramer and Newman: Aaaaahhh…!!!
(via dailyseinfeld)
GEORGE: You see what just happened here?
JERRY: What?
GEORGE: She treated me to the Arabian mocha java.
JERRY: And you misinterpret this how?
GEORGE: She’s stickin’ it to me that she makes more money than me.
JERRY: I’m sure she was just being nice, buying you the coffee.
GEORGE: No, not nice. She’s stickin’ it to me.
JERRY: You’re crazy.
GEORGE: (worked up) Stickin’ it to me, Jerry.
JERRY: George.
GEORGE: (angry) Stickin’ it!!
George walks off, pulling an angry face.(via The Money)
(via dailyseinfeld)
Right on.
Elaine: Boys are sick.
Jerry: Well what do girls do?
Elaine: We just tease someone until they develop an eating disorder.
George: Hey, if I were a gigolo, how much do you think I could charge a night?
Elaine: Here, or in Japan?
George: What’s the difference?
Elaine: Well, the Japanese are more enlightened. They can see beyond the physical.
George: Forget Japan, how much would you pay?
Elaine: Oh, I don’t know. A dollar?
George: I think I am worth at least 300.
Elaine (laughs): I don’t think so!
George: Hey, it’s for all night!
Elaine: I know!
George: You are demeaning me.
Elaine: You are a gigolo!
George: Well, you hired me. I am the victim here.
Elaine: Did I force you into this line?
George: Yes. You and every woman like you.(via The Suzie)
Generally speaking, you don’t need any extra incentive to murder a dry cleaner.– Jerry, in The Big Salad
Let me tell you something, funny boy… You know that little stamp? The one that says New York Public Library? Well, that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole helluva lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I’ve seen your type before — flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you’re thinking… Why’s this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me…. Maybe. Sure, we’re too old to change the world. What about that kid, sitting down, opening a book right now in a branch of the local library and finding pictures of pee-pees and wee-wees in The Cat in the Hat and The Five Chinese Brothers. Doesn’t he deserve better? Look, if you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you’d better think again. This is about that kid’s right to read a book without getting his mind warped. Or maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld… Maybe that’s how you get your kicks… You and your goodtime buddies… I’ve got a flash for you, joy boy. Partytime is over.– Lt. Bookman, in The Library
I don’t trust this guy. I think he re-gifted, and then he de-gifted, and now he’s using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.– Jerry, about Tim Whatley, in The Label Maker
Favorite pictures of Tina Fey - 35 /100
Conduit
Stills of Gillian as DSI Stella Gibson in The Fall
idk this seemed like a good picture to have on my blog
beautiful Scully in her red suit looking like she’s in a film from the 1940s.
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#people pay to have dat jaw
#and gillian was born this way baby
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