If you ever start to feel too good about yourself, they have this thing called the Internet, and you can find a lot of people there who don’t like you.– Tina Fey
Tina Fey
On a Monday
On a Monday
On a Saturday
Source: nbc.com
On a Tuesday
Pilot
Jack: Are you familiar with the GE tri-vection oven?
Liz: I don't cook very much.
Jack: Sure...I gotcha. New York, third-wave feminist, college-educated, single and pretending to be happy about it, over-scheduled, undersexed, you buy any magazine that says 'healthy body image' on the cover, and every two years you take up knitting for [pause] a week.
Pete: That is dead on!
Liz: What, are you going to guess my weight now?
Jack: You don't want me to do that.
On a Sunday
If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.– Tina Fey
On a Friday
Social Networks